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Stable Talk: WarCraft L’amour

October 4, 2011 Leave a comment

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Looks like Raph! Yeah, a little too Raph.

What is an unstoppable force’s weakness? Is turning the tables overrated!? Is WoW actually a dating service in disguise!?! Cats dual wield brass knuckles!!? Who loves orange soda?! Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do yah?? All this and more in this blogisode of Stable Talk! Read more…

Stable Talk: Putting Back the RPG in MMORPG

August 30, 2011 Leave a comment

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Mogging Cookies to Fruit = Bad Idea

Is WoW more important than school? Why are Hunter abilities useless in PVP?? There’s a new 40 vs. 40 battleground in the making!? Is WoW finally bringing back the RPG in MMORPG?! Why do old people look like they’re chewing on something when they’re not!?! All this and more on this blogisode of Stable Talk! [insert “Ladies and Gentlemen” by Saliva here] Read more…

Stable Talk: Moar Brew Pleasshe! /hic

August 4, 2011 4 comments

Sure I like “dags.” I like caravans more.

Why is it harder to crumble a sheet of paper than destroying a Glaive? Is the Brewmastery profession on its way?? Are players more efficient when sober or gay!? Why am I, inadvertently, rhyming!!? Will Pandaria ever be founded in Azeroth!?! You can hit conquest cap without doing rated BGs!?!? All this and more on this “Blogisode” of Stable Talk!!! Read more…

Stable Talk: It Hurts When I P… VP

July 22, 2011 1 comment

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What do you get when you pit a Beast Master Hunter versus a Holy Paladin!? What does Kill Shot and You Tube have in common!? Why is my ‘Tab’ key drenched in blood!? Why is it not acceptable to call my pet a retard? Who IS Cartmans’ father!? All this and more on this week’s issue of Stable Talk! Read more…

Stable Talk: Balloons!!!

July 8, 2011 Leave a comment

I wonder if anyone will notice the missing orphan.
…And on the third day, as the lands were covered in a vale of malice, a cleansing fire did drown the earth; from the tallest mountains to the lowest valleys. The elements had forsaken the lands. None but one elemental lord heeded the call in the time of need. The raging fire chasm of a being that is Ragnaros! But, to aid was not in his agenda. Only flame, death and destruction… What a party pooper! Read more…

Stable Talk: Juggling Penguins

June 27, 2011 4 comments

One day someone like me is gonna kill you and your whole #@$%ing race.

With Patch 4.2 releasing, hunters and poachers everywhere are getting hyped up for these new exotic pets coming out! Or, are they? By turning the process of stalking these potential pets into challenges in-game, there MUST be some sort of reward for making them your pet or fur coat right? RIGHT!?

If you have no idea what I’m talking about, Patch 4.2 will be releasing 10 “new” beasts. Five spiders, 3 spirit beasts, a camo-crab and a “blinged out” black panther that is obviously Blizzard’s attempt to spread the ideology of proletarian internationalism! ; ) Exciting, right!? Well, I got an amazingly hilarious joke for you Read more…

Stable Talk by Knight-Lieutenant Runehako

June 20, 2011 2 comments

Before I begin, here is a quick introduction of myself. Half of the 2v2 Arena team, Porchmonkeys (don’t worry, I’m taking it back), I am Knight-Lieutenant Runehako, a Beast Master, Dwarf, Hunter. This is my first of many “toons” and I have been playing since about a month or two before The Burning Crusade was released. So yes, that Knight-Lieutenant title was earned back in the old days. Read more…